AQUA FAN IF
You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...
1. You can't say one phrase without mentioning Aqua.
2. You downloaded every web site you could find.
3. All your friends and family know who Aqua is because you keep talking about them so much.
4. Your Aquarium CD is damaged because you played it constantly
5. You have all the words to all their songs memorised.
6. On the Internet chatlines, your nickname is one of the Aqua songs.
7. You go to their official web site even though you don't know any Danish.
8. ...And you learn Danish just so that you can read it.
9. Someone asks who you are and you say, "I'm a Barbie Girl."
10. You train your goldfish to wear a miniskirt and swim around calling out: Ken! Ken!
11. You are secretly constructing a canoe in your bedroom so you can paddle to Denmark.
12. You'll try everything Danish (cookies, pastry, and Carlsberg beer...)
13. You mumble their songs unconsciously.
14. You collect all articles in your local media and cut the pin-ups you find NICELY.
15. You paste their pictures in your locker, your room, your wallet, and your file...
16. You will do ANYTHING to watch their concert in your hometown if your parents don't allow you to... like BEG THEM, join ALL the contests you see in those magazines and CD shops... and worse come to worse you'll sneak out of your room to go to it!
17. Buy ALL their singles
18. Mail all your e-friends to ask if they have heard any news about Aqua in their country
19. Promote them - sign all guest books making reference to Aqua
Go to Denmark (perhaps even Norway)
21. If you've been to a concert of theirs, the place which they have performed will always be sentimental to you...
22. ... But then, so will your clothes, your bag, and your shoes, your whatever you wore to the concert.
23. If you've got their autograph on paper, you'll frame/laminate it.
24. You'll dream of them every time you fall asleep
25. Your hair would either be orange in colour (with or without black streaks), in little gelled spikes (blonde or brown dyed preferable) or you'll be TOTALLY bald
26. If you are bald, you'll colour your sides and eyebrows an outrageous colour.
27. You'll (almost) faint at the sight of them IN THE FLESH
28. You'll use the search engines on the Net to seek out MORE facts about Aqua
29. If you ever touch them, you'll never wash that part of your body again
30. You'll learn to dance like them...
31. ... And then formulate dance steps to their songs on your own
32. Your computer would be turned to the Aqua desktop theme
33. (reference to no. 2) Your computer crashes because you stuffed too many pictures and sound files and text files into it
34. You'll die of misery if you don't get to hear Aqua at least once a day
35. You'll never get tired of them
36. You'll switch radio stations until one of them plays an Aqua song
37. You'll switch channels (cable or local etc.) on the TV set until they play an Aqua video
38. Your signature is "AQUA FOREVER"
39. Your email address would be something pertaining to Aqua
40. You email Aqua regularly
41. Your voice would suddenly break into a high pitch (and stay that way because you keep singing their songs)
42. You'll fume at anyone who speaks bad about Aqua
43. You have a fan page
44. You set up a fan club
45. You'll watch their videos thousands of times on the V-CD you bought until it gets damaged
46. You'll never let your destructive baby brother near your precious Aqua stuff
47. You'll cry thousands of buckets of tears if they ever break up (touchwood!)
48. Speaking of wood, you'll carve their logo into it (there's a true life example!)
49. You'll read all their biographies (if they were existent)
50. You'll buy a birthday cake (blue icing and fishy accessories) on each of their birthdays and eat them all up
51. (reference to no. 16) You'll come VERY early for the concert to get the best seats
52. You'll love all the songs by them
53. You'll know which track each song is on in the CD
54. You'll watch anything about Aqua on TV (even if it's late at night)...
55. ... If you can't, and even better... you'll tape it so that you can watch it over and over again!
56. You'll burst into song if anyone made a reference to a song title, or even a phrase in one of their songs
57. You'll buy the picture book version of "Aquarium" even though you already have the CD
58. (Reference to no. 57) same goes with the 2-in-1 package
59. You'll whoop for joy every time they are on the charts
60. You'll vote for them every chance you get
61. You'll dance/sing their songs at the local talent time
62. YOU STALK THEM! (I plead guilty!)
63. You take a dip in the local aquarium
64. You'll try to spear the sharks with a gigantic three-pronged fork
65. You'll ride on the fishes in the sea
66. Once their new album is out, you'll search every record shop in your reach for it (even though you know the release date in your country is a bit later)
67. When you sign in your friends' autograph books, your parting words are, "Roses are red, violets are blue... honey is sweet but not as sweet as you..."
68. (reference to no. 66) You can't wait for it to come in your country, so you fly to Denmark for it
69. You expected something dirty about Lene and Rene here, didn’t you? :) I DID!
70. You are able to convince your sister (who hated Aqua like CRAZY) that Aqua is the best band on earth
71. You'll buy a Discman, Walkman, Mini Discman (whatever) so that you will be able to listen to Aqua WHEREVER you go
72. Dress up like them (you know, Doctor Jones...)
73. Go to every perfume shop until you find the perfume Lene uses
74. Make Voo-Doo dolls, which look EXACTLY like them
75. During Halloween, you'll dress up either as a pirate, an aquatic organism, a Barbie doll, a Candyman or an explorer
76. Give them awards each, since they keep getting prizes as a group (e.g. the prettiest person, the most handsome, the cutest, the one who most looks like he's just gotten out of bed, the most outrageous, the most intelligent-looking, etc.)
77. You buy the "Lollipop (Candyman)" single numerous times until you have all four trading cards.
78. Aqua has a restraining order against you.
79. (reference to no. 70) Teach your baby sister to love Aqua BEFORE she has opinions of her own (like make her memorise their full names, birthdays, etc....)
80. Your teacher gets frustrated with you during computer studies because you're playing Aqua midis at full blast (I plead guilty)
81. You sigh every time you see a picture of them
82. You'll buy all the Aqua merchandise (the mug, the T-shirt etc.) and beg your dad for more money because of it
83. Whenever your Art teacher says you can draw anything you like, you'll draw something related to Aqua
84. You'll be slapping yourself silly if you had hated Aqua before ("why did I ever hate them in the first place?")
85. You'll paint your room in an Aquarium style (with fishes etc.) and paint the Aqua logo on the wall too
86. (Danes) You want to invade Norway to make it a 100% Danish band…
87. (Norwegians) You want to invade Denmark to make it a Norwegian band…
88. You paint red front-hair on you sister’s Barbie-dolls…
89. You teach your mother to dance to 'Roses Are Red'…
90. You're surfing the net day and night to find fake-nudes of Lene…
91. You hated Spice Girls until Lene said she thought they were 'cute', now you think they are ok…
92. You make a 'web-ring' for AQUA ;-)
93. You make a 'Mailing-list' for AQUA ;-))
94. You build an AQUA web page in the hope that the band will see the page.
95. You want to issue a death warrant on Randi Laubek, who took three Danish Grammies in front of AQUA…
96. You go to Hawai1on holiday (Dr. Jones, remember?)
97. You're visiting every shop to find that there ray gun that can change anything to lollypops…
98. Your VCR records around the clock, just in case some AQUA-stuff is on...
99. (Non-Danes) You bought a gigantic antenna in the hope you could catch the Danish Grammy-show on the air…
100. You travel halfway across the country to see the FIRST concert on the 'green tour 1998' in Esbjerg.
101. You threaten to make a riot if the new freeway to Esbjerg isn't finished by summer (Danish Joke)...
102. You buy any paper and magazine that has an AQUA picture in it…
103. You spend hours every week in your local quick-shop to look through all the papers for AQUA stuff…
104. When you invite your girl/boy-friend for a romantic dinner, you put 'Turn Back Time' on the stereo…
105. You serve mineral water instead of Wine for the dinner…
106. When you are trying to get a date, the punch line is 'Do You Wanna Go For A Ride?’
107. You can't remember the name of Lene's new boyfriend, and you've never seen him anywhere, but you JUST DON'T LIKE HIM.
108. (For Danish 'MIX' readers) You buy the biographic of Per Stig Møller, because Søren would give that to Claus as a X-Mas present…
109. You start an argument with everyone on how Lene's name is pronounced...
110. You never get to do any sports because the Music-charts are on TV2 at the same time.
111. You could have kissed Lotte Majlhede (Danish TV-News) when she told that Mattel had lost the first part of the case…
112. You have their logo - or Lene's eagle - tattooed on your body (there was a real life example...me!)
113. You try to make/bake anything with the Aqua logo (another real-life example.... you know who!)
114. You make a page dedicated entirely to them (you know who again)
115. You visit Serena Lee's Aqua Page or Aqua's Official Homepage everyday just to see if they came up with any new news (me again!)
116. When there is a movie starring them, you rush to go see it first
117. You have actually sent mail to them (me AGAIN!)
118. If your family says "oh no" when they here the word AQUA
119. You bought several copies of Aquarium just in case on breaks from listening to it so much.
120. You cut your hair short and dye the front red.
121. You shave your head and walk around in a kilt.
122. You dye your hair blond and spike it. Then you get on your bike and start singing "I'm a Barbie Girl..."
123. Your family hid Aquarium because they are sick of hearing it.
124. You just got an eagle tattoo on your right arm.
125. The door to your room has the "Presented in Aqua scope" logo on it.
126. You Barbie collections have suddenly grown.
127. You move to Denmark to be closer to Aqua.
128. You are a little girl who goes around claiming to be Rene's daughter.
129. You describe the parody "Bimbo Girl" as insulting to Lene.
130. You change your name to Lene, Rene, Søren, or Claus.
131. You are trying to figure out how to get your computer to put that slash thing in the o (Like in Nystrøm).
132. You change your name to Marius and then you claim to be Lene's boyfriend.
133. You sing "Lollipop (Candyman)" when you eat lollipops.
134. Candyman vs. Spock from "Star Trek": who will win?
135. While creating “Fanfic” for your favourite TV show, you create characters that have the same names as the members of Aqua.
136. You become a news reporter so you can interview Aqua.
137. You search the jungle for Doctor Jones.
138. You tape the music videos every time they are on.
139. Even though you have Aquarium, you continue to record their songs on the radio.
140. You go on a trip into space hoping that the Candyman will beam onto your ship with his robot.
141. One day Lene goes home for vacation. She finds you in her house.
142. You've seen "Bladerunner" many times, even though you can’t stand it…
143. You sent death threats to the owner of Mattel when they tried to sue Aqua.
144. You fill up a whole notepad about the facts you know about Aqua to prove you are a fan
145. All the local radio stations know you by your first name because you constantly phone them to request Aqua.
146. You pay your friends to buy you rare Aqua singles when they visit foreign countries overseas (My friend is going to England, France and Rome in 2 weeks time!)
147. You pay them to find out where Aqua will be living when they move to England so they can get their signatures for you (Aqua's moving there in a few weeks!)
148. When you baby sit, you put on Aqua to shut the noisy children up (I have to do that all the time)
149. You turn all of the little children in the neighbourhood to Aqua fans.
150. You buy anything you can that is blue (T-shirts, shoes, etc.)
151. There are too many fish in your Aquarium.
152. You avoid going to the zoo because Lene doesn't like to see caged animals.
153. You start an animal defence League in Lene's name.
154. You earn the nicknames Bubble gum, Barbie or Bubbles (I have)
155. Before you found out that the rumour about Lene being dead was not true you tried to contact her spirit on the Quiji Board.
156. If you are a girl you dress up in the same colourful clothes Lene does.
157. You search in every video store in your town so you can find Lene and Søren’s favourite movies. Ford Fairlane and Evil Dead 2.
158. You become a major Science Fiction fan.
159. You were never a Barbie Doll collector in the past, but now you find yourself collecting them.
160. You listen to Aqua seven hours straight. (my little sister)
161. When something goes wrong you sigh "My Oh My"
162. Your parents are ready to crack if you mention Aqua one more time.
163. You are sent to the principals office for carving "I Love Rene" on your desk. (Almost me!)
164. You can't wait for the movie Sliding Doors to come out because Aqua is providing the main song for it.(Turn Back Time)
165. Even though Sliding Doors isn't your type of movie you go to see it anyway.
166. When the soundtrack to Sliding Doors comes out you buy it because Aqua is in it.
167. Your whole room is covered with Aqua posters.
168. Your pre-school age sister's new pretend friends are Lene, Søren, Rene and Claus.
169. You refuse to buy Mattel merchandise because they are suing Aqua.
170. You still refuse to buy Mattel Merchandise even though Aqua won the first part of the lawsuit.
171. You beat anyone up who bad mouths Aqua.
172. Your new fashion craze is to wear flower head bands just like Lene.
173. You have already decided to name your future children Lene, Rene, Søren and Claus.
174. You dream about riding sea horses.
175. Roses become your favourite flowers.
176. You paint the aqua logo on the bottom of your pool.
177. You contemplate ideas for Aqua fan lists like this one. (True story)
178. You have done everything on the list.
179. You figured out what the Japanese symbols are in the "Barbie Girl" video. (True story- it’s their names!)
180. You see "Sliding Doors" just to hear "Turn Back Time"
181. Lene vs. Gwen Stefani: who will win?
182. Even better - all of Aqua vs. all of No Doubt: who will win?
183. You're making plans of how Aqua can take over the world.
184. You have ways to get Lene and Rene to stay together in love.
185. You paint your house blue and paint the Aqua logo on the front of it.
186. You drive around in a pink convertible and say, "Let's go Party!"
187. You learn to speak Danish.
188. You speak Danish in your sleep.
189. You shot the owner of Mattel.
190. You start talking Norwegian without ever realising you learned it (True story!)
191. You are the host of the world's first Aqua convention.
192. You fly out of the US just to see the "Doctor Jones" video.
193. If you live in another country you fly to the US to see the "Lollipop (Candyman)" video.
194. You get three friends together and dress up as Aqua for Halloween.
195. You miss the bus to school because the radio said Aqua was coming up soon.
196. You skip school just to hear an interview with Aqua on the radio.
197. You bought an Ace of Base CD just to see if "Never Gonna Say I'm Sorry" really does sound like "Roses are Red".
198. You listen to radio stations during their super mix times just in case they play a remix of an Aqua song. (True story)
199. You put on a spacesuit and insist that you’re from Bountyland.
200. Your VCR is recording MTV when you aren't home just in case they play Aqua. (True story)
201. You have a pet eagle.
202. You bookmark every Aqua page you can find on the net and check them daily for updates.
203. You create song parodies based on Aqua's songs.
204. Your brother screams in pain when you play Aquarium. (True story)
205. Your friends are celebrating because "Turn Back Time" is a "Normal" song instead of "crazy" like the other songs. (True story)
206. You celebrate the birthdays of each Aqua member. (True story)
207. You worship Aqua.
208. You have a personal shrine dedicated to Aqua.
209. Your family thinks you need mental help because your life is dedicated to Aqua.
210. You blast Aqua whenever you hear them. (True story)
211. People in public give strange looks at your eagle tattoo
212. You insist you are the fifth member of Aqua.
213. Your friend who is a Marilyn Manson fan says that Manson and Aqua should meet. Then Manson can have spiked blond hair while singing about Barbie, and Aqua can be gloomy and sing Manson's songs. (True story)
214. You took your friend's idea as an insult. (Also true)
215. You think MTV should make one of their clay animation fights out of the previously mentioned Aqua vs. No Doubt fight, and Aqua should win
216. You become addicted to awards shows in case Aqua wins anything or performs.
217. You were insulted when MTV's "12 Angry Viewers" played "Barbie Girl" during a vote for worst music video. (true story)
218. You were relieved when "Barbie Girl" did not lose. (also true)
219. You felt you wasted your time watching MTV's top 100 of 1997 because they did not play "Barbie Girl" or "Lollipop (Candyman)" (Aqua fans in the US will understand this)
220. You keep calling or emailing radio stations to request Aqua songs. (true story)
221. You wanted to be a witness for Aqua in the Mattel lawsuit.
222. You panicked when you heard rumours that Lene was dead.
223. You wonder if you can ever get the "Itzy Bitzy" single from when Aqua was still Joyspeed.
224. You visit every Aquarium you can to see if Aqua is swimming around somewhere.
225. You always have a pen and paper with you so you can write down ideas for this list before you forget them.
226. You get a waterbed.
227. Did I mention the fish inside the waterbed?
228. You use a blow drier even though you are bald.
229. You claim to be from Aqua land, Aquaria, Bountyland, etc. (I am from the Bountyland Aquarium.)
230. Your computer password has something to do with Aqua.
231. You fly to Japan just to hear "Didn't I".
232. You go to any country that sells the Aquarium remix album.
233. You celebrate because your birthstone is Aquamarine. (True story)
234. Your family insists they don't know you.
235. You know Aqua personally.
236. You've had so many ideas for this list that you can't remember if you already used some ideas.
237. You want to be kidnapped by pirates.
238. . You have sunglasses exactly like the ones Lene wears in "Barbie Girl".
239. People wonder why your hair changes colours daily between purple, silver, and orange.
240. You are annoyed when people say that one member of Aqua is named Santa Claus.
241. You always correct people for calling Aqua a "Danish quartet" because they are not all Danish. (true story)
242. You wonder what any kids between Lene and Rene would look like.
243. You hold Aqua hostage.
244. You complained to radio stations for playing a mutilated version of "Turn Back Time". (true story)
245. You have a feeling that Lene and René's "role playing" in music videos is more than pretend.
246. Your CD player broke because you play Aquarium too much.
247. You have Aquarium on CD and cassette.
248. You also have all of their singles on CD and cassette.
249. You harass radio DJs until they play Aqua.
250. You know the nicknames of each Aqua member. (true story)
251. You throw a party in your backyard. At that party, you go around trying to pull people's arms off.
252. You put the Aqua logo on all your belongings. (credit my friend, Lene’s brother Wayne)
253. You have a stuffed Dalmatian in your yard. (Wayne's idea)
254. People who hate Aqua are now giving you ideas for this list. (Wayne hates Aqua.)
255. You hide your extra copies of Aquarium because you are afraid your family might break your precious CD. (Wayne's idea)
256. You have an Aqua screen saver.
257. Your computer wallpaper is the Aqua logo, or an Aqua picture.
258. You have a video that is solely for recording Aqua's music videos. (Wayne's idea)
259. You now live in your pool.
260. Your friends think you are crazy for contributing to this list
261. You threaten to kill anyone who bothers you while you are listening to Aqua. (Wayne's idea)
262. You build a robot that produces lollipops.
263. You desperately need Aqua to make their next album.
264. You need Aqua's music to survive.
265. You have life-size cut outs of the Aqua members. (Wayne's idea) Not yet, but I’m thinking of it!
266. You sigh every time you see a picture of them
267. You'll get a tattoo EXACTLY like Lene's at EXACTLY the same spot
268. When picking out music to play at your school prom you'll immediately pick out Aqua as a start
269. You'll decide that all those bands who try to copy Aqua's style aren’t that bad, cos they’re kinda like Aqua!
270. You'll try to persuade Mattel to manufacture a bald Ken instead of the existing one...
271. You find and buy the mutilated horse you saw in My Oh My
272. You'll try to sneak in to watch Sliding Doors because you're too young to watch R-rated movies
273. You build an aquarium
274. You try to mutate fish and other aquatic organisms to look like the ones in the CD
275. You moan and groan because Claus used a whiteboard marker to sign your stuff and the signature's coming off! (very true)
276. You major in marine biology in university
277. You dress up as a princess and lay on your bed at night wishing that Søren and Claus would appear and spirit you away to a pirate ship captained by René
278. You wear blue contact lens (just like the Aqua logo)
279. You wonder why the eye in the Aqua logo is looking THAT way
280. You write a protest letter to the Malaysian government on why you think Barbie Girl should not be banned
281. You try to grab at them during the concert even though the guards are holding you back (very true)
282. You would do anything they ask you to...
283. ... Even jumping off a cliff
284. You'll watch My Oh My over and over again to copy the treasure maps and try to find Rene's father there...
285. ... But before you do that you'll try to construct a pirate ship in your backyard!
286. Your whole family gets bitten by the Aqua craze you have
287. Your friends all stay away from you if you start spitting out Aqua facts (very true)
288. Your neighbours write a letter to you telling you to decrease the volume on the stereo you're using to play Aquarium
289. The construction site workers next door would ask if they could borrow the CD to listen ('cos they love the music)...
290. ... And you say no!
291. But then make them a cassette… You aren’t that mean!
292. You'll start to wonder why they never play Aqua at school (my school plays pop music just before assembly)
293. Your friends all start making fun of Aqua (because of their name... read it in Chinese and you'll see what I mean)
294. You'll get angry with anyone who doesn't even KNOW who Aqua is...
295. ... And you'll start telling him all the facts...
296. ... Lend him the CD to listen...
297. ... And make him an Aqua fan!
298. You scream because the Lollipop (Candyman) single is nowhere to be found in your country!
299. You suddenly find yourself doing a lot of exercising... practising to jump up and down just like how Lene does it!
300. You'll start singing Turn Back Time when you do something-wrong
301. You start taking music lessons in keyboard so that you could play Aqua on it
302. You'll kiss your Aqua poster every night before you go to sleep
303. Even your teachers know your craze about Aqua because you keep talking about them in your journals
304. You'll try to forge their signatures so that you can impersonate them (very true... with three specimen signatures each, why not?)
305. You'll find that your cupboard is overflowing with Aqua stuff
306. You'll start an argument about their lyrics - what is the real thing being sung? (very true)
307. You're thinking day and night what else is there that makes you THE 100% Aqua fan
308. You're very happy because Barbie Girl is the Ah Beng anthem in Singapore
309. You start liking Leonardo DiCaprio a very little bit because Lene likes him (very true)
310. Your parents can't take it anymore and throw your whole cupboard full of Aqua stuff into the rubbish dump...
311. And you go to the rubbish dump and search and lug it all back home (and the house smells like a rubbish dump now...)
312. You'll write in to the magazines to say that you're desperately looking for Aqua stuff (I've seen some before)
313. You'll ask the magazines to feature more of Aqua (very true)
314. You buy the Bubble Mix (remix album) so that your parents can't say they're very sick of hearing the same OLD songs blasting out of your room
315. You try to cheer somebody up by singing, "Be Happy!"
316. You are envious of your sister because Lene and René patted her head a lot (very true)
317. You're still wondering how Lene's and René’s name is pronounced
318. You force your boyfriend to shave himself bald
319. You pull your sisters in to generate more stuff for this list
320. You take up sword-fighting lessons so that you could defeat the pirates just like Lene
321. You take a pledge saying you will never be unfaithful to Aqua
351. You go to sleep each night to their CD and put it on repeat so you wake up to the voice of René
352. You take your paycheque and instead of paying back your mom you go the mall and buy clothes that you have seen Lene and René in
353. You do as much as you can from this list, and you count how many things you have done.
354. You hated blue until you saw the cover of Aquarium. Now it is your favourite colour.
353. You make up a religion based on characters from the music videos. (Candyman, the pirates, etc.)
356. You get annoyed when other people get the same ideas you have to the list first.
357. Your brother now accepts Aqua as a real music group (after some brainwashing....)
358. You brother yells "Come on Barbie let's go party!" out your car window. (This really happened)
359. You have an Aqua theme costume party. Everyone must come dressed as Aqua or a music video character.
360. In school you don't take notes anymore. You either draw the Aqua logo or write down ideas for this list. (This is true for my boring classes)
361. Your boyfriend must have one of the following: a baldhead, red hair, or spiked blond hair.
362. You've been stealing props from the studio where Aqua films their music videos.
363. You host a game show and hope that a hot Danish DJ will come ask you to join a music group.
364. The local radio DJs have a restrain order against you.
365. You are really mad that Mattel is getting another chance at the lawsuit. (I think all Aqua fans feel this way.) 366. You wish Lene would stop running off with other guys and just stay with Rene.
367. You count how many times you hear each Aqua song on the radio.
368. You shoot Celine Dion and steal all the "Titanic" soundtracks you can find so that Aqua can have a chance at #1. (This "Titanic" thing is too overplayed where I live, and I think Aqua and a lot of other groups are missing their chance at #1 because of it.)
369. You gather all the Aqua fans you know and form a conspiracy against Mattel.
370. You look in every store for Aqua wallpaper. And when you don't find any you make your own out of magazine clippings and computer printouts.
371. You put Dr. Jones on your stereo and get into a pot in hopes that Rene will come to save you.
372. You build a spaceship to travel to Bountyland in search of the Candyman.
373. Ask your Mom if you can legally change your name to one of the members'.
374. You know every small detail about each Aqua member.
375. All you can do on a date is talk about Aqua.
376. You'll do anything for them (provided that it is not illegal- okay, maybe even if it was!).
377. You dream about marrying an Aqua member.
378. In an exam, you put down one of the Aqua members as your name.
379. You make several scrapbooks about Aqua.
380. Your teacher tells you to stop singing that annoying Aqua song because it disturbs people during a test.
381. Your parents wake you up in the middle of the night because you were singing Aqua songs in your sleep. It was only once!
382. You change all your likes and dislikes so you can have everything in common with each member.
383. You know the Aqua members better than you know yourself. Rather sad, really…
384. You play an instrument and each song you play is an Aqua song.
385. You are failing a lot of subjects because you think about Aqua day and night.
386. Your license plate says "Aqua" on it.
387. You don't have any money because you spent your entire bank account on them.
388. You are in an MRT (a public train service in Singapore) station/train. There's this guy playing full blast on his Discman. You actually get near him to know if he's listening to Aqua
389. So there's this guy with a magazine. You look over his shoulder to read the Aqua article he was reading
390. You go buy the magazine after you finish reading over his shoulder
391. You are going to scan the article LIME (local magazine) had for its April issue about the Aqua mini-concert
392. You try to access the web site that "supposedly" had Lene's nude picture to mail and threaten to kill the webmaster who put it up if they don't delete the page
393. You stare at the cable TV set at the MRT station just to wait for a glimpse of Aqua's videos (really!)
394. Speaking of which, you try to persuade your dad to get cable TV so that you could watch MTV Most Wanted on April 17! There's something about Aqua there...
395. You'll go to London after they have moved
396. You persuade your friend to translate Barbie Girl into Chinese: wo shi ba bi nu (I'm a Barbie Girl) zai ba bi shi jie (in a Barbie world) su jiao sheng ming (Life in plastic) fei chang guo ying (it's fantastic) lai sho wo de fa (You can brush my hair) tuo diao wo de yi (undress me everywhere) then she didn't want to do anymore
397. You actually get booked by the prefect in your school because you were listening to Aquarium on Discman in the school premises (*phew* not yet)
398. You scrape your money together to buy an Aqua thing
399. You are envious of the people who won an Aqua goodie bag (including a mouse pad and hot water bottle) in the LIME contest - because you didn't get it!
400. You show off to everybody in the school that you have Aqua's (authentic) signatures by placing the pin-up on your file
401. If anybody wants to borrow Aquarium from you, you say, "No!" - because the CD is worth a million dollars 402. You now only buy blue diskettes
403. And paste the Aqua logo on each of them
404. Since Neo Print (those tiny stickers that you make at booths in shopping centres) is all the rage now, you decide to have a print of Aqua on a sticker too!
405. You are in disgust because (even though you are an Aqua fan) you see Claus in a picture digging his nose! Such an awful habit!
406. You really know you are a 100% aqua fan if you read this entire list of almost 2,000 things.
407. You think that Lene should have been the one to promote "Girl power" instead of the Spice Girls (I think so.). 408. You divide your friends into different columns: your other friends, and friends who like Aqua.
409. You're 100% AQUA FAN if, you have won a aqua contest! I have...So I guess I am 100% AQUA FAN!
410. Everyone in your school calls you aqua! True story!
411. For a technology project you do an aqua web page instead of a personal web page and explain to you teacher that they are your life, true story he laughed and gave me 100% on it.
412. Every night you go on to see if there is any new info on aqua-true story!
413. Your friends start trying to avoid you because they are sick about hearing about aqua, true story I have such stupid friends
414. Your teachers know everything about aqua because you were desperate to tell someone everything you know about them true story!
415. Your teachers laugh at you and call you obsessed with aqua
416. Yøu finally get yøur cømputer tø put that slash thing in the ø, and nøw yøu are addicted tø putting it in every ø. (I just became a little tøø guilty øf this)
417. Yøur twø new favørite wørds are Nystrøm and Søren sø yøu have an excuse tø use the ø.
418. Someone tells you they're sorry and you go, "did you say something about Søren?”
419. You wouldn't wear a belt because you thought it looked geeky but then you saw Lene wearing one and wear a belt every day now
420. You search long and far for a doctor with the last name "Jones"
421. Buy fan magazines just for 1 poster or article of aqua
422. Plan to name your kids Claus, Søren, Lene and René
423. You're working on wearing out your aquarium CD just so that you will have an excuse to buy another
424. When people ask you questions, all you can do is quote pieces of Aqua songs
425. You think Dum Di Da Di Da is a real word.
426. You kiss Aqua pictures every night before you go to bed (even though you have more than 200)
427. You’ve got the Aqua logo tattooed all over your body.
428. You have a picture of Aqua on the background on your computer.
429. When you go clothes shopping, you don’t think, "I wonder if I’ll look good in this", you think, "I wonder if Aqua would like this…"
430. When you argue with people, instead of having your own opinion, you’ll start a sentence by saying "No but Søren says…"
431. You neglect personal hygiene and sleep to read one more Aqua web site. (It was only once!)
432. You can describe a pair of Claus’s underwear.
433. You have perverted dreams about them.
434. Every time someone says anything that could even remotely be associated with Aqua, you interrupt with, "Hey, you know what? René…" even though nobody cares.
435. You search the Internet, on a thirst for more Aqua facts. Of course you never get tired of reading the same ones over and over.
436. Your friends start "AA" (Aquaholics Anonymous) just for your sake.
437. When one of your siblings know all the words to "Aquarium" just from listening to you playing it 24/7 at the highest possible volume.
438. You watch MTV 24/7 just to see "Barbie Girl" or "Doctor Jones".
439. You have threatened to kill people for their Aqua tickets.
440. You only wake up in the morning just cause you think you might have the chance to meet Aqua.
441. You have started saving up your money to go to Copenhagen, Denmark.
442. You start to call your friends, Lene, René, Søren or Claus by accident.
443. You’re humming "Barbie Girl" in your sleep.
444. Your family dumps you because you care more about Aqua than them.
445. You talk to your posters.
446. Everything you own has "I love Aqua" neatly printed on it.
447. It takes you 7 hours to get to sleep cause you keep on thinking about what you will do if you meet Aqua.
448. Your neighbours start to complain about full pelt music.
449. You scan the TV Guide everyday to see when Aqua will be on TV next.
450. When your parents come banging on your door to turn off "Barbie Girl".
451. You get kicked out of school because you try to beat up an Aqua Hater.
452. When you start saying you are married or going out with one of them and you've convinced yourself (and some family) of that.
453. You buy a magazine for a single picture of Aqua
. 454. You watch all of Aqua's video clips in slow motion, then rewind it cos you missed the part where Lene blinked.
455. You convince yourself that you and (either one the Aqua members) are a match made in heaven, and that one day he/she will just happen to fall into a trance radiated by your beauty.
456. You rip apart magazines, keep the Aqua stuff and give the rest to your friends.
457. You keep a notebook full of articles and pictures of Aqua.
458. You have Lene, René, Søren or Claus as your imaginary friend.
459. You've named your pets or stuffed animals after them.
460. You planned to camp out in their front yard.
461. If all the web sites you have bookmarked are Aqua sites.
462. You make up stories that include Aqua and yourself.
463. You make these obsessive questions up about Aqua.
464. You call yourself Lene, René, Søren or Claus.
465. You accidentally write Lene, René, Søren or Claus on papers instead of your own name.
466. You listen to Aqua 24/7 on the bus to school, at the supermarket, etc on your portable CD player.
467. You have parties with yourself and siblings when Aqua does something really awesome.
468. You think every bald guy is René, so you try and jump him… (That’d be me!)
469. You wish really, really hard that Aqua is at the mall whenever you go though you know they are thousands of miles away.
470. You won't go to a party if an Aqua hater is going to be there.
471. Your walls are so covered with Aqua pictures that you start on your ceiling.
472. You have to be dragged away from our computer and bribed to get off the Internet cos you're always at Aqua sites.
473. You wonder what Aqua's having for dinner.
474. You get confused cos you've read so many Aqua web sites, you get your info confused.
475. You just start babbling uncontrollable about Aqua.
476. Your excuse for everything is "I'm obsessed with Aqua".
477. You get really mad because you missed an Aqua interview even if your friend did tape it but you want it on tape.
478. You shave your head.
479. You dye your hair orange.
480. You buy a stuffed rabbit and call it "Banderas".
481. You get an eagle tattoo on your right arm.
482. You like science fiction because they do.
483. You start eating raw chillies.
484. You don't like school because René doesn't.
485. You put spikes in your hair.
486. You buy lots of shoes to be like Lene.
487. You read all the personal biographies on all the Aqua web sites even though they are all the same.
488. Everything on these pages is true for you.(yep this is true for me!)
489. You night dream and daydream all the time about marrying one of the members. (René!)
490. You have an appointment to see the psychologist because you're too obsessed with aqua. (This isn't true for me yet...)
491. Your friends threaten to desert you because you won't shut up about aqua!
492. Everybody you ever knew knows everything about aqua because you talk about him or her incessantly.
493. Even your teachers are tired of hearing about aqua! (Yes this is true too...)
494. Your favourite art project all year in school has something to do with aqua (I made this one up from experience).
495. If you can't see your bedroom walls cos aqua is all over them.
496. If you get a detention from your science teacher cos you defaced your homework, writing I LOVE YOU AQUA all over it.
498. Someone asks you when your birthday is and your answer is October 2, June 13, June 5 or October 17 (their birthdays).
499. Your Geography teacher asks you what the capitol of Ontario is and you say "Aqua".
500. You scream when your Aqua request gets read on MTV (Yay! happened to me!)
501. You rush to the shops to buy the 40 different types of Aqua stuff they have in Singapore (got shampoo, bath foam, notebook, t-shirts, CDs, etc)
502. You jump in delight when Channel [V] says that Lene and Rene are deeply in love...
503. (Reference to above)...then suddenly exclaim in shock when the VJ says that they could get married soon! (TRUE!)
504. (Malaysian fans will understand this) You call Hitz Showdown/Hitz Most Wanted/Hitz Top 10 to vote for Aqua 10 zillion times.
505. You attack René’s girlfriend and hold her hostage until she breaks up with him… Then you can comfort him!
506. You get irritated when people miss-pronounce their names
507. You start an 'Aqua School' where Aqua stuff is taught!
508. You beg your music teacher to teach the class some Aqua songs.
509. You can't see your bedroom door from your 6000 posters covering it.
510. You pay for one a4-sized poster.
511. Your friends ignore you now (except for your totally converted Kate) because you start every sentence with "Did you hear that Lene-"
512. Your friends come round to your house cause you have cable and the internet and spend the whole weekend dodging between the TV and computer watching aqua.
513. You spend all afternoon and all night watching MTV for the My oh My video (it's so cool!)
514. You do everything you can to get the movie Titanic removed from theatres so that Sliding Doors has a better chance of being the number one movie at theatres.
515. Aqua is such a fitting group for u to love...water being your fave drink...mermaids being another obsession… you love the smell of rain…
516. You gave your Barbie dolls an eagle tattoo and a red streak in their hair. And then you shaved Ken's head.
517. Your friend hated Aqua, but you talk about them so much that he has a crush on Lene.
518. You watch the Ace of Base video for Living in Danger and compare it to Turn Back Time (I think they look very much alike).
519. Every time you see "Sliding Doors" you run around the theatre yelling "Aqua rules!!"
520. You think Lene could have starred in "Sliding Doors".
521. You usually don't like to tape commercials on your VCR, but you've made an exception for the "Sliding Doors" commercial. (That's me)
522. You were angry that MTV interviewed Gwenyth Paltrow about "Sliding Doors" and did not play "Turn Back Time". (This really happened. I was angrier when they played a Mariah Carey video after interviewing her on the same show. Very unfair to Aqua.)
523. You compare Lene to the "what if..." plot of "Sliding Doors": What would happen if Lene goes back to her first boyfriend Marius Folvik or if she stays with Rene? (I admit it - I've been comparing the plot to Lene's love life.) 524. You show this list to Aqua haters who think you are crazy so they can see that you're not the only one.
525. You will proudly admit to doing anything on this list and you see it as a great accomplishment.
526. You dance all night in the backseat of your friend's car with your other friends, stereo cranked playing AQUA and driving around the main streets of your capital city.
527. You crack a bone every time you hear an AQUA song
528. You get very pissed off because you don't know the name of René’s daughter or the mother of his daughter 529. Every day your friends ask you if you know yet and when you say no, they start laughing
530. You save the Aqua screen saver on your computer and put it up as the screen saver and forget to take it down before your mother sees it and start yelling at you because she is "Sick And Tired of Aqua" and your father just starts laughing at you! True story!
531. You will talk to anyone about everything you know about aqua even if they aren’t listening.
532. You start talking about René as if he was part of the family, true story
533. You get grounded for 2 weeks because you started yelling at your mom saying that she never listens to you because she STILL does not know who René is! Also true story and she still doesn't know who he is!
534. Your mother threatens to RIP off all your aqua pictures/posters from your wall if you don’t stop putting more up! True story (I don’t get along with my mother very much)
535. You start screaming and jumping up and down because you noticed you have the same smile as René, TRUE STORY! If you ever see my smile you would agree, all my friends have EVEN my mother! :)
536. You look, act, and dress like Lene
537. You get excited because your friend’s last name is Jones
538. He becomes your VERY best friend
539. You email much music (Canada) everyday complaining because they never play Turn Back Time
540. You tape much music when you are at school in case they play it
541. You get very angry because they have never played My Oh My yet
542. You request by email turn back time and My oh My each time you get on your computer
543. Your mother is starting to like Aqua! :)
544. You suddenly like Ricky Lake and David Letterman
545. Your favourite book now is In the name of the rose
546. At your grade 9 farewell dance you request all of aqua’s songs
547. You cry because 1. You're broke 2. They don't sell any aqua singles or merchandise in Canada and you don’t have enough money to get them imported 3. The only thing of Aqua’s that they sell in Canada is their Aquarium CD 548. You start losing all your friends because you talk to much about aqua
549. You start screaming and run into your brother’s room because a person told you the name of René’s daughter and then you phone all your friends/ anyone who’s phone # you have to tell them and now you worship that person 550. Your friends hang up on you because they don’t want to hear any more about aqua
551. You fantasise about one of the members so much that it prevents you from going out on dates with other people (true story).
552. You dance around in the back seat of your friend's car with other friends playing AQUA songs all night full blast whilst driving around the main streets of your capital city.
553. You told that angry person what the name of René's daughter is. Yes that was me. (And I've seen on this list that they celebrated!)
554. You change your DOS prompt to read "Type here Barbie Girl".
555. You find yourself choreographing dances to Aqua songs, including appropriate movements for certain parts in music videos. (I've done this for "Lollipop (Candyman)".)
556. You collect doubles of the Claus trading cards in the "Lollipop" single. Then you punch holes in one to make a necklace to wear all the time because Claus is so hot!
557. You have tons of homework and still manage to check all your bookmarked Aqua pages for updates. (My Internet access is in school, but I do manage to check updates even when I have a ton of work to do in my computer classes.)
558. Your friends run when they see you because they know you are going to talk about Aqua.
559. When you think about something, it always turns into Aqua. (True)
560. You stalk a girl named Danielle because you think it may be Rene's daughter, even though René’s daughter is named Daniella.
561. You're so obsessed with Aqua that your family tries to trick you into seeing a shrink for your problems.
562. You synchronise your Aquarium CD and music videos you've taped. Then you get surround sound. (I've done this many times, usually with "Lollipop".)
563. When you play Scrabble you always try to spell out "Aquarium".
564. You lose sleep over whether Mattel will be able to get more evidence against Aqua to continue the case. (Please hope Mattel never gets more evidence against Aqua.)
565. You become fascinated with fish, especially seahorses.
566. You take a look at your life and decide you should be more like Lene. (Not a bad idea...)
567. You write more verses for Aqua's songs so they can be longer. (I wrote 2 more verses for "Lollipop".)
568. Your friends that you haven't scared off gave up trying to stump you with questions about Aqua.
569. You have shrines to Aqua in your home.
570. You use this list as a checklist.
571. You plan to marry anyone with spiked hair.
572. You plant a huge rose garden and then sing "Roses are Red".
573. Your family finally tricks you into seeing the previously mentioned shrink by telling you that the shrink's name is Dr. Jones.
574. You tape all the music videos numerous times on different tapes in case one breaks. (Guilty)
575. We're way past 500, and you're still reading this list to see how many you did. (I'll read this list forever.)
576. You want to sing backup on Aqua's next CD. (Wishful thinking)
577. You wish you could date an Aqua member ever if you can't get past holding hands and kissing. (More wishful thinking)
578. When somebody asks you "What's 5+3?" you say "Lollipop (Candyman)." (Well it is song 8 on Aquarium.) 579. You won't eat fish anymore because you're afraid it may have come from the Aquarium CD.
580. You would rather have the Aquarium CD than all the money in the world.
581. You go through marine biology books looking for Aqua.
582. You change you mind and take all the $$ in the world. Then you can buy all the Aqua merchandise in the world.
583. You scuba dive just to see Aqua fighting sharks underwater.
584. Your Internet password is "aqualenerenesorenclaus" or something similar.
585. You don't need a VCR anymore. You get mental images of the music videos in your head. (I do this but I prefer the VCR.)
586. You lay awake at night and wonder what Aqua is doing. (Sometimes guilty)
587. You look for Aqua references in everything you see/hear in life. (I'll admit it.)
588. You dream of an Aqua member instead of your boyfriend/girlfriend.
589. You move to Copenhagen, Denmark because Aqua lives there.
590. You like to blow bubbles.
591. You celebrate because your brother thinks "Turn Back Time" is cool. (My brother likes the song. I'll make a true Aqua fan out of him one day.)
592. You have a daughter that you named Lene. Then you have another daughter, but there's only one girl in Aqua. So you name her Daniella after Rene's daughter.
593. People say you're addicted to Aqua, but you know you can never have too much Aqua. (True)
594. You can fit Aqua into any conversation. (Easy to do.)
595. Your mother threatens to break your Aquarium CD because you listen to it too much.
596. You have an Aqua homepage. (Hey, Serena, I think this means you.)
597. You wake up in the middle of the night with ideas for this list, and hurry to the computer to email them in. (With Internet access only in school. I can only write down these ideas and email them as soon as I get to my computer class the next morning.)
598. You play Aquarium backwards to check for subliminal messages, other than the one in "Roses Are Red". (You know, "Dumdidadidah" backwards)
599. When shopping for clothes you ask yourself "What would AQUA wear?"
600. You sit around compiling long 100% Aqua fan lists. (Obviously not the only guilty one)
601. When you were a kid you dressed up like a princess and looked for Prince Charming. Now you search for pirates instead.
602. You put your Aquarium CD on repeat when you go to bed to hear Aqua while you sleep.
603. You start to lose your mind if you don't hear Aquarium everyday. (Must hear Aqua....)
604. You print this list. (Well, I do need to show this list to other people.)
605. You go into debt over Aqua merchandise.
606. You send a complaint letter to your local newspaper when they print something derogatory about Aqua.
607. Your answering machine says, "Welcome to the doll house." (Actually this was the title of a magazine interview with Aqua around the time of the "Barbie Girl" hype. And yes, I cut out the article.)
608. You give yourself an Internet nickname based on Aqua. (I'll be doing this if my mom ever decides to get the net at home.)
609. You forget to do your homework because you were busy watching MTV for Aqua's videos.
610. You become angry when you think of ideas for this list and then forget them before you get a chance to write them down. (This happened to me plenty of times)
611. The Aqua symbol is written all over your notebooks. (Well, school is boring.)
612. You listen to Aquarium while you check out Aqua pages on the net.
613. You wonder if you could rig your CD player to play Aquarium to wake you up in the morning. (I wish mine could do this.)
614. You stay home "sick" from school/work because they're going to repeat the Aqua episode of Ricky Lake.
615. You create music videos for the unreleased Aquarium songs.
616. You understand the reference to all of these ideas. (Most of them for me)
617. A is for Aqua. B is for Barbie & Be A Man. C is for Claus & Calling You. D is for Dif & Denmark & Dumdidadidah. E is for Eagle. F is for Fish. G is for Grawford & Good Morning Sunshine. H is for Happy Boys + Girls & Heat of the Night. I is for “In a Barbie World.” J is for Jones. K is for KTU (the only radio station here that played "Lollipop.") L is for Lene & Lollipop (Candyman). M is for My Oh MTV. N is for Nystrøm & Norway & Norreen. O is for Obsessed with. Aqua P is for Princess & Pirates. Q is for "Q Eye" in the Aqua symbol. R is for René & Rasted & Roses Are Red. S is for Søren. T is for Turn Back Time. U is for Underwater. V is for VH1 (thanks to this music video station I taped "Barbie Girl" on a show called "Number 1s.") W is for Water. X is for X-cellent (because that's what Aqua is) Y is for "You can touch, you can play." Z is for Z100 (my favourite radio station because they play Aqua more than other radio stations here)
618. You want that Barbie Spray. (The one shown in Serena's photo gallery of Aqua)
619. You have so many ideas for this list that you save them on a disc instead of attempting to type them all during a 40-minute computer class. (I'm doing that right now because I have around 80 ideas written down to send in.)
620. On New Year's the first thing you do is listen to your favourite Aqua song. (I spent the first 3 min, 35 sec of 1998 listening to "Lollipop (Candyman)".)
621. You cut out any "Sliding Doors" reviews that mention Aqua.
622. You watch your most hated talk show waiting for Aqua. (I had to sit through almost all of Ricky Lake before Aqua came on, and they sang a shortened version of "Barbie Girl". But it was amusing that Lene & René flirted while they sang, and René kissed Lene's stomach while she sang "You can touch, you can play".)
623. You listen to Aquarium while making ideas for this list because their music may inspire ideas. (Big time guilty) 624. You've translated the song lyrics into Danish and Norwegian so you can sing in Aqua's native languages.
625. You can name the songs on Aquarium by their number, and vice versa. (This I can do)
626. You find out exactly where Aqua will be when they tour so you can stalk them.
627. You wish you were a Pisces because it's the fish sign in the Zodiac. (I was born 11 days late and ended up being Aries instead of Pisces. But luckily I was born in March cause my birthstone gets to be AQUAmarine.)
628. You're a guy who tries to pick up girls by saying, "Do you know your mother is a thief? She stole two stars to make your eyes." (For those who don't know, this is the pickup line that René used to get Lene.)
629. You're about to lose your entire Internet & email access, but you'll continue to make ideas for this list in case you ever get internet & email access again.
630. You're a girl who will fall for any guy who tells you your mother stole stars to make your eyes. (Reference to the previously mentioned ides. And yes, I'll gladly go out with any guy who tries this pickup line.)
631. You worship Sailor Mercury because her powers deal with water. (You have to be a "Sailor Moon" fan to get this. But it is cool that Sailor Mercury has a power called "Shine Aqua Illusion" and one called "Mercury Aqua Rhapsody".)
632. You create an Aqua character for your favourite anime. (Again, you need to be a "Sailor Moon" fan for this. I created Lene Grawford a.k.a Sailor Nystrøm. She looks like Lene Nystrøm has the same personality, and her symbol is §. Her powers relate to Aqua and their songs, such an "Nystrøm Aqua Power" (to become Sailor Nystrøm), Nystrøm Sugar tree Bounty (ref. to "Lollipop"), "Nystrøm Flower Bee Honey" (ref. to "Roses Are Red"), "Nystrøm Imagination Star Creation" (ref. to "Barbie Girl"), etc.) I so didn’t write that one!
633. You create a scoring system for this list. (I did this)
634. You've added Aqua to your long list of singers/music groups you worship from Northern European countries. (This is true. Every time I find out the origin of singers/music groups I like, it's from the same area. Aqua is Danish and Norwegian. Amber is Dutch. Ace of Base and Robyn are Swedish. Obviously singers from these areas are good.)
635. You take a class on marine biology to study about fish. (Actually one of my two computer classes is supposed to be a science class in the computer room. It's supposed to be a class of different types of science topics, but mostly astronomy and marine biology.)
636. You threaten to kill anyone who keeps trying to spread death rumours about Lene. (If I ever hear anyone attempt to spread the death rumours, they're dead meat.)
637. You associate Lene with Kenny because Lene keeps "dying" a lot (You have to watch South Park on a regular basis in order to understand this one).
638. You jump and scream at the top of your voice because Much Music finally played My Oh My!
639. You start crying because you find out aqua was on Ricky Lake and just in January your cable company took her off so you couldn't see it!
640. You jump for joy when you find out that two of your friends one of which is your best friend has started to like aqua! YEAH
641. You name your daughter Daniella, just to be more like René.
642. When your brother was in the hospital in a neck brace you turned the conversation in from how he fell out of the tree to Aqua but it made him laugh and it turns out all he needs is stitches! (True story!)
643. U know that U R a 100% AQUA fan when U buy a UPS for the stereo, pore glue on the eject, pause and the stop button and put it on repeat.
644. If you get caught calling your boyfriend René, Claus or Søren.
645. You watch South Park on a regular basis and you associate every Aqua member with a South Park character. Cartman would be René because he's "Big boned", Lene would be Kenny because she keeps "dying" (Oh my God! They killed Lene! You bastards!), Søren would be Kyle and Stan would be Claus.
646. You have taped EVERY Aqua appearance on Top Of the Pops (as I have)
651. If you go through 4 batteries a week listening to Aquarium on your Walkman
652. If you spend every single lunchtime and class possible on the Net looking for aqua sites you haven't seen yet. 653. If you are completely in love with Søren- he's a babe!
654. If you would rather see an Aqua concert than travel around the world.
655. If you own their entire singles and their album
656. If your mother has placed a ban on you ever speaking the word Aqua again.
657. If you would kill to speak to Aqua
658. If you know you will never stop liking their songs no matter how many years pass.
659. If when asked to sign anything you write Aqua lyrics.
660. If you are constantly singing Aqua lyrics.
661. If you write out all of the Aqua lyrics all over your homework.
662. If you are the only person in your whole school that can say the full names and ages and birthdays of the members of Aqua.
663. If you buy a whole magazine full of stuff you don’t want just for a tiny article on Aqua, or if you smash your radio to bits just because it's playing anything other than Aqua.
664. If you get really annoyed if you talk about one of the members of Aqua and no one has any idea who your talking about.
665. If you dream of meeting, falling in love with and marring Søren. God how I want this to happen!
666. If you hate your mother because she says that aqua is too repetitive and they sound exactly the same as the Spice Girls. (This is so not true! There’s a reason that the Spice Girls are mentioned with the number 666!)
667. If you can relate to every single thing written on this page.
668. If people treat you like an idiot because you like Aqua and can't understand why you brought the video to school.
669. If you sign your name all over your schoolwork with Rasted instead of your actual last name (This is true)
670. You buy an automatic vacuum called "Aqua Droid" for your pool, and it looks like a blue version of the head on Candyman's robot in the "Lollipop" video. (This is a very true story, except the Aqua Droid was in the pool before I even heard of Aqua.)
671. I listen to the album while watching the video, for then 19th time, and use their songs to put myself asleep. It is the only thing we listen to in the car - my mum got a CD player put in the car just so I could listen to AQUA anywhere!
672. While making cookies you write Aqua logos, their names their b-days and ages and every other little bit of info in the cookies! (True story!)
673. You're a 100% aqua if you never sleep because you want to beat you or your friend's record of listening to Aqua a million times a day.
674. You're a 100% aqua fan if you buy a hundred aqua CDs
675. You're a 100% aqua fan if you are blaming your mom that she had to give birth on a day that none of AQUA were born.
676. You wish you were Aquarius cause it says AQUA in it! (I'm Aquarius cause I was born a month and a half early)
677. Your are about to get all your long brown curly hair cut off and dyed red and black so you look like Lene
678. Know every word to the Aqua Diary by heart
679. Sing Aqua songs into your hairbrush and pretend you are Lene
680. Name your pets after Aqua members
681. You bring your aqua video to school the first 4 weeks just to have it near you and to make sure no one wreaks it (say your little brother)
682. I've met AQUA 2 times now and Lene said that I'm the biggest fan of them in Thailand and I'm so happy to hear that =^_^=
683. You get in trouble because you put the Aqua Screensaver on your schools' computers (All 120 of them! True story!) --You get the Aqua Screensaver with DR Jones Single...
684. You form a support group called AA (Aquaholics Anonymous)
685. If their happy music is what keeps you going when you've never been more depressed in your life...(I love Aqua!)
686. ...You shave the word aqua into the back of your head
687. Even your teachers start to know the names and status of Aqua cos you talk so much about them.
688. All of your friends are totally obsessed with aqua cos that’s all you talk about.
689. You get mad when some nerdy looking person sings their songs.
690. You cry at a school dances when they screw up roses are red.
691. Your walls are plastered with aqua.
692. At the start of the Aqua Diary you are hypnotised into watching it over and over and over... (I haven't had the Aqua Diary for too long yet, and I already lost track of how many times I've watched it. But I did watch it enough to get a list of look closely stuff.)
693. René may have had hair at the start of the Aqua Diary, but you still recognised him right away.
694. You hoped Søren would pop the balloons with his spikes in Aqua diary. (It would have been funny.)
695. You found it interesting when the Aqua Diary merged the end of "Didn't I" into the start of "Happy Boys &Girls". (It was cool.)
696. You love how the Aqua Diary keeps showing performances of "Barbie Girl." (Can't get enough of "B.G.".) 697. You want to kill Morten Harket so you could have a chance with Lene.
698. If you’re a guy you dream every night that you will ask Lene to marry you. If you’re a girl you dream every night that one of the Aqua guys will ask you to marry him.
699. You have a stuffed rabbit that you renamed to Banderas. But you love rabbits, and have a whole bunch of stuffed rabbits. They all get renamed: Banderas JR., Banderas III, and Banderas IV, Banderas V...
700. You kidnap Daniella hoping that she inherited Rene's singing talent.
701. You beg the next door neighbours of [your favourite Aqua member]'s parents to sell you their house. Then you hope that the Aqua member visits their parents often.
702. For Christmas all you buy your friends & family Aqua stuff. But then you keep it, cos it’s AQUA!
703. You know that Aqua gets more $$ every time you buy their stuff, so stores get sold out of Aqua stuff because of your contribution to Aqua.
704. You normally like rap, heavy metal, country, etc., and hate pop music, but there's just something about Aqua... (I mostly listen to freestyle. If you don't know what that is, ask me.)
705. The Aquarium songs you originally disliked have grown on you. (I used to hate "Good Morning Sunshine") 706. You look for the studio where Aqua is recording their next CD.
707. You constantly change your hair, and for some odd reason it always looks like Lene's latest hairstyle.
708. You've been caught hiding in the luggage compartment of the plane Aqua is on.
709. You finally find the studio and you beg Aqua to let you sing backup.
710. You know so much about Aqua that you can read their minds.
711. You spend your free time selling flowers in Tønsberg. (That was Lene's job before the game show.)
712. You steal the first copy of the new CD from the studio where Aqua recorded it.
713.You go in a submarine hoping to see Aqua swimming with the fish.
714. You refuse to eat seafood because Aqua likes to swim with fish. (Seafood has never been my idea of good food.)
715. Can I have a glass of Aqua?
716. You try to find the word for water in as many languages as possible since Aqua means water. (I know a few.) 717. You were insulted by the Spice Girls movie. (Very insulted. They were on a boat with some kids and started singing something that the lyrics sounded like a play on "Lollipop (Candyman)".)
718. You are angry that Aqua was not nominated for any MTV music video awards. (This is annoying. "Turn Back Time" wasn't even nominated for best video from a movie.)
719. You go outside in storms cause the water comes down on you. (Don't forget Aqua means water.)
720. You think Patrick Stewart (from "Star Trek the Next Generation") is a poor excuse for a Rene look alike.
721. You just can't keep up with this growing list.
722. You get plastic surgery on your face to look exactly like your favourite Aqua member.
723. You house has a room full of huge fish tanks.
724. Your jewelery box looks like a treasure chest. (Mine does)
725. Your favorite animal other than fish is rabbits.
726. You wonder if Lene named her rabbit after Antonio Banderas.
727. You want to meet Third Eye Blind because Aqua presented a Billboard Award to them.
728. There have been sightings of a Lene doll in your room.
729. You expect a picture of Aqua under the word water in the dictionary.
730.You like to watch pirate movies.
731. Your favorite show is that Barbie cartoon from the 1980s.
732. You have glow in the dark fish spelling Aqua on your ceiling. (I have stars.)
733. You borrowed your cousin's Columbia House music book (It's for CDs through the mail) so you could scan the picture of Aqua in it. (I really did this.)
734. You're mad that where you live people seem to be trying to turn Aqua into a one hit wonder. (This really is pathetic. Where I live only one station played "Lollipop" and two played "Turn Back Time". When I emailed a radio station about it they said they can't play what is not requested. How can people request what they've never heard? And the MTV rotations of both songs lasted about 3 weeks. I warn you: beware of this in the New York/New Jersey area. I live in NJ and hate the Aqua neglect around here.)
735. You hope Bubble Yum doesn't try to sue Aqua for using their name in "Lollipop (Candyman)".
736. Your new goal is to help Serena get this list to 1000. (why not? I think it's possible with somewhere around 300 left to go.)
737. You keep searching for Aquaria on every map you find.
738. You love science fiction because of the "Lollipop" video. (I really do love scifi.)
739. You wonder if Aqua has ever met the Snorks. (1980s cartoon. Kind of like an underwater version of Smurfs. If you don't know what either of these are, ask me.)
740. You think it's cool that the kids you babysit have the same blow up pool dragon as the one behind Lene on the lounge chair in the "Barbie" video. (It's while she's singing "I can act like a star..." And this is true.)
741. You want the Lene doll from "Doctor Jones" video.
742. You wear flowers in your hair because Lene does that sometimes.
743. You love being able to help Aqua get gold & platinum singles & CDs just by buying them.
744. You start referring to Chibi Usa from "Sailor Moon" as Banderas because she looks like a rabbit and her name means "Little Rabbit" in English anyway.
745. You were glad to see some of the Z100 radio interview with Aqua on the Aqua Diary because you were in school when the interview took place. (This really happened.)
746. When Aqua had a bunch of magazines with articles of them on the table in front of them in Aqua Diary, you saw at least one magazine article you had cut out. (I did! I saw the cover of "react" that featured Aqua. The magazine is in a very safe place in my room.)
747. You bought the Aqua Diary so you could see music videos that haven't been released where you live. (I got to see "Roses Are Red", "Doctor Jones", and "My Oh My".)
748. You were born to be an Aquafan.
749. You fly all over the world just to go to their concerts and listen to them.
750. You die aa an Aqua fan with theirs CDs still clutched in your hand.
751. When you read the horoscopes, you read their horoscopes as well.
752. When MTV announces that Aqua's going to be in FANatic, you immediately sign up to be the 'FANatic'.
753. You jump with joy if you're a Libra or Gemini coz that's their starsigns.
754. You start copying Tiara by writing Aqua fanfics. *LOL* (URL: http://members.tripod.com/~SavageAqua/story1/roses.html)
755. You mention Aqua in all of your school/work assignments.
756. You check out your family tree to see if they're related to you.
757. You get REALLY excited when you managed to make your pal an Aqua fan.
758. You try to propose to them.
759. You write a couple of songs and send it to them asking them to include them in the next album. (Hey, it DOES save some of their trouble....*LOL*)
760. You listen to the song 'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies over and over coz it mentions AQUA-man.
761. You decide to become a singer and make Universal Music/MCA your record company.
762. When you create your music videos, you get Peder Pederson to be the director.
763. You plead to the Malaysian Censorship Board to lift the ban on 'Barbie Girl'.
764. You make up some album titles for Aqua and send it to them.
765. You email them everyday asking them if they need a backup band or singer.
766. You get EVERYONE in the whole world to request for Aqua 10 zillion times anywhere anytime.
767. You send so many Aqua requests to MTV that they endup winning the 'Viewer's Choice' - or whatever that award is called - at the MTV Awards. (It's given out to bands with the most requests)
768. You play EVERY Aqua song in reverse to see if there are any secret messages inside.
769. You look for them in ICQ.
770. You can instantly tell if the new song on the radio is from Aqua or not even though they haven't mentioned the performer.
771. You like Aaron Carter coz he said that Aqua's cool! Yay!
772. You bug every movie producer in the world and tell them to include Aqua in their cast.
773. All - or most - of the Aqua news on the radio were reported by you.
774. You try to be their match-maker, especially Lene. (Read that fanfic up there to see my effort....*LOL*)
775. You're glad that Rene didn't become a chef.
776. When somenoe you know has a baby, you immediately start giving the baby lessons on Aqua and stuff loads of their CDs in the crib so the baby becomes an Aquafan.
777. You buy all of thier singles & the bubbles mix as well as the album just so that you can listen to them over and over and over again and say, "Yes!!! I am obsessed with Aqua!"
778. You watch Jerry Springer every day because you notice that one of the guys who works for him looks a lot like Rene. (true story)
779. whenever you see someone you don't know, you wonder if they like Aqua.
780. When it rains you call out "Fall down apon me pearls of Aqua!" no matter how many people are around. I have had many strange looks.
781. You worship Aqua like gods
782. You have nicknamed your bedroom "The Aquarium"
783. You think it's really cute that Lene has a beagle called Doctor Jones.
784. You named a calf Aquarius. You named a chicken Aqua. The next pets you get will be called Candyman, Barbie Girl, Doctor Jones, Operator or Adidadidmud. I'm crazy.
785. You have an Aqua colored pencil case!
786. You know so much about aqua and are so obsessed that people are actualy afraid of you. I'm not kidding either. 787. Your friend(who doen't like aqua)knows the lyrics to songs and knows facts about the band even though she's never head the songs or anything. I've drilled all of this stuff into her.
788. You had an "Aqua party" on school camp and were made the guest of honor!! True story!
789. You are really upset cos there are only a few music mags in Australia and only 1 has ever had Aqua on the front cover! And it was just the one issue! This country needs to get Aquarised!
790. You take any bad comments about Aqua personally.
791. You have loved Aqua eversince you head a tiny portion of Aqua on the radio at school. Now you are obsessed and considered a freak. You bet I am!!!
792. You will accept any poster, sticker ect. from anybody, even if you already have it.
793. You are so annoyed cos you were on an 8 week school camp when Aqua was in Australia and so you missed them. They were on TV and everything! *sob*
794. You can't stand anyone comparing Aqua to other bands cos Aqua is a million times better n any of em!
795. A girl at school has started calling you Aqua Queen even though your name is Bubbles the Aqua-freak.
796. You have a plan to go to Denmark and meet, go out with and eventually marry one of the members. (Søren!!) 797. You are really annoyed cos you can't find Bløvstod on a map of Denmark (and you can't find Allerød either, which is it's new name). Bløvstrod is Søren's birthplace for those who don't know.
798. Yet another friend bought you the Turn Back Time single for your birthday even though she knew the risks of you already having it. Which you do. so now you have a copy of Turn Back Time that has never been played!
799. You have over 250 pix of aqua on your laptop. As well as loads of sound, text and movie files. True story!
800. You are so bad in french that on every test you write "J'adore Aqua!" all over it instead of the answers.
801. During a french lesson you got so bored you started translating Happy Boys and Girls: Content garcons et content fils volont etre (Happy boys and happy girls will be) Nous pas content garcons et fils (We are the happy boys and girls) Content garcons et content fils volont etre (Happy boys and happy girls will be) Ainsi content oueah (So happy yeah) Ainsi j'aime ainsi content oueah (So I'm so happy yeah) So there ya go!
802. Your other best friend who is in England at the moment has bought you a CD, a book and heaps of magazines with Aqua articles in them for you.
803. You can't understand why everyone you know likes grunge or heavy metal and not Aqua.
804. You love one magazine cos they always have a poster or article on aqua. But you hate the other one cos they hardly ever have anything on aqua and if they do it's putting them down.
805. If you have printed all of theses pix and stuck them in your school diary as well as magazine pix and lyrics ect. So many that there are several weeks of the year in which it is impossible to write anything. I also have "presented in Aquascope" on the front page.
806. You are the only person in your whole school of over 2000 students who is totally into aqua. True story!
807. You wrote a really nasty letter to a magazine because they said that aqua is full of daggy guys that don't do much. The guys are not daggy and they do LOADS!!!!!
808. You have bought a whole magazine for one tiny picture of aqua.
809. You were really annoyed because your TV guide doesn't say what's in each episode of Ricky Lake and so you missed the Aqua episode! But luckily your best friend was watching it and taped it for you and then copied it on to your video! She's so nice!
810. Lene dies. Lene is alive. Lene dies. Lene is alive. Lene dies. Lene is alive. Lene dies. Lene is alive. Hmm. Sounds like she's immortal, so you pray that Duncan MacLeod doesn't try to behead her. (watch "Highlander" to get this)
811. You really start to believe that Lene and Gwen Stefani are soul mates because they have so much in common. (female lead singer, constant "deaths", etc.)
812. You think that Lene, Gwen, Kenny, and anyone else who has died as much as them should form a group called "Living Corpses".
813. You try to come up with a scientific theory about how Lene always comes back to life.
814. You think Lene and Kenny should get married. Since they always come back to life, they can live together forever.
815. You rethink the "Living Corpses" idea because Buffy the Vampire Slayer might come after them.
816. You make an attempt to count how many times Lene has come back to life since Aqua became famous.
817. You are the biggest punk rawker at your school and still manage to listen to listen to your aQuA cd once a day! Like me!
818. Instead of sleeping with a teddy bear at night, you sleep with a piece of Aqua merchandise.
819. Because Lene and Kenny both died numerous times, you think that Aqua should have been included in the Chef-Aid: The South Park album cd.
820. You want to destroy The Spice Girls because they kept winning every award that Aqua was nominated for (we all know who has real girl power don't we?).
821. you take AQUA pics from your little cousins TEENY BOPPER magazines
822. You were going to hunt down & kidnap Lene's fiancé so that she can't marry anyone but Rene, but now you are afraid to because it's her bodyguard.
823. You are really ticked off at those Hit n Hide people for trying to be Aqua clones, but you are happy that they chose to imitate an awesome group like Aqua instead of lame Spice Girls. (You know the Spice Clones - All Saints.) 824. You really think that the woman on the cover of the Hit n Hide is a fan of Lene because of the hair.
825. You want to be captured by aliens
826. Lollipops are your favourite candy
827. You sing into a Lollipop as if it were a microphone like Rene did
828. You call a space station to say that you've sighted a new planet called Bountyland
829. If you tell your boy/girl friend that their word is your command
830. You buy a telescope to try to find Aqua's spaceship and Bountyland
831. When you cry it sounds like this ayipeeeeaaaauuuuu a yippeee a yeah ayippie aouuuuu ahhhhhh
832. If you write "I love Aqua" on all bank notes before spending them
833. If you walked 7 miles in the pitch dark to the nearest record shop to buy (5 copies) good morning sunshine on the day it was released, cos you couldn't borrow your mum's car, you left your bike at uni, and there's no public pansport where you live.
834. If you made sure you got to the record shop hours before it opened so you could be the first person to buy good morning sunshine when it did.
835. If you got an Aqua wristband for your 18th birthday and have never taken it off since then (4 months ago) even for showers or swimming.
836. If you hassle the DJ's at every club you go to until they play an Aqua song
837. If you made up dances to all the songs with your friends and then do them on the stage in the clubs (when the DJ's finally give in to your hassling)
838. If your local club says they don't have barbie girl on CD so next time you take your own copy and ask them to play it, and they do!
839. You'll do anything to make Aqua the most popular band in the world...even if you have to send a chain-letter to everyone in the world.
840. You spend all of your b~day and Christmas money on Aqua Stuff. (Hannuka, Kwanza, Chineese new year....... ect.)
841. You cover all of your schoolbooks with Aqua logos, pictures of fish,or Lene, RENE`, Soren or Claus's pics. 842. You get angry because the tatoo parlor doesn't have an Aqua pattern.
843. Water is your favorite beverage.
844. If you're at a party and the D.J.'s won't play Aqua, or don't have the Album, aquarium, you give them death threats...... (True story for me!)
845. ......or you carry the CD with you for emergencies like that!!!! (true story for me, also!)
846. You don't get afraid of Jellyfish or lobsters on the beach.
847. You think everyone bald is related to Rene. Charlie Brown, Homer Simpson, Tommy Pickles, Michael Jordan, Porky Pig, ect.
848. You name your pets after Aqua nicknames, (My cocketeil name is Spike (like Soren) becuase Spike has big, spikey feathers on hid head)
849. If you use Aqua Fresh Tooth paste LOL
850. You say that the violinists on Titanic should have been Playing Aqua songs as the ship was sinking to keep everyone cheerful. So what if they're dying at least they'll be listening to Aqua before they die!
851. there's this show on tv that my little brother watches. It's called power Rangers in space. The villianess on the show is called Astronoma. She looks like Lene from the video lollipop (Candyman) because in every eposode Astronoma has a different hair color and a new outfit. You're a 100% Aqua fan if you wonder you would win... Astronoma vrs. Lene?
852. Every morning, when you wake up you say: "Good Morning Sunshine"
853. You spend ALL NIGHT just listening Soren, saying:"AQUA IN AQUASCOPE"(very true!! I LOVE HIM!!) 854. You can't get enough of "Power Rangers in Space" because the Rangers might see Lene, Candyman, Soren, and Claus while they are in space. (I just cant get enough Power Rangers. I'm almost 19, and I've been a fan since it started when I was 13. Who says the show is just for little kids?)
855. You've been thinking: If Astronema is Lene, then maybe Darkonda and Ecliptor can be Soren and Claus since they are her sidekicks in space. Candyman can be the Silver Ranger because Astronema likes him.
856. Your favorite part of Power Rangers was the "Mighty Morphin Alien Rangers" because the alien Rangers were from a planet called Aquatar. The planet was made of only water, and the rangers were part fish. (Hey, maybe Aqua goes to Aquatar for the Aquarium pictures...)
857. You can't decide what would be better: living underwater or in a spaceship because Aqua has been spotted in both places.
858. You think they should make Aqua dolls. The Original will have their personal accessories. Like Lene will have a stuffed rabbit in there. Ame for Rene`, Soren and Claus. Plus a different set for each video. Turn Back Time, Lollipop (Candyman) Dr. Jones. My Oh My, Barbie girl and Roses are Red. Each doll will come with the exact same accesories from the video. Lollipop Lene will come with changeable wigs and a space suit. Roses are Red Lene would wear that red dress, Dr. Jones Lene will wear that khaki outfit, Barbie Girl Lene would wear a tiny pink dress and have a removable arm, My Oh My Lene will wear the princess gown, And Turn back time Lene will wear the black leather. Same goes For Rene`, Soren and Claus...
859. ...You also think they should sell Aqua Doll playsets. A jungle, a discoteque, a pirate ship and Island, A space station, A subway station, and a Barbie House....
860. ...And you also think that they should make singing Aqua Dolls. They'll also sell different computer chips in them for a different song.....
861. .....Finally they should make full sized carboard figures of Rene`, Lene, Soren and Claus....
862. ...And Aqua Beanie Babies... :-) hee hee hee I love toys like that
863. You only wear perfume that has to do with AQUA and/or their songs. Like Gap Blue, Clinique Happy (Happy Boys 'N' Girls), ect. True story! I love Clinique Happy
864. You turn up the volume of the radio when Didn't I goes on air.. even if it's way past midnight!!
865. You watch Rob Zombie's new video called Living Dead Girl, and it reminds you of Lene.
866. You've turned your pool into an aquarium.
867. Your favorite M&Ms (or candy of your choice) are the blue ones.
868. You rush to the hospital looking for Dr. Jones because you're sick from eating too much candy while repeatedly listening to "Lollipop (Candyman)".
869. You call everyone in the phone book whose last name is Jones, and you ask them all if they are a doctor.
870. You buy a Barbie doll every time Lene changes her hair, and you give the new Barbie the new style.
871. You've counted the amount of references to candy in "Lollipop (Candyman)" (I was crazy enough to do it.) 872. You watch Rob Zombie's new video called Living Dead Girl, and it reminds you of Lene.
873. you copy soren, claus, rene or lene's hair
874. you copy their style of clothes
875. you make up a pretend version of a stage at an AQUA concert and reenact the whole concert using puppets 876. you add something everytime you say AQUA eg may they conquer the world
877. you buy magazines and books just in case they have pictures of AQUA in them
878. you have bought the album music and all the music for the singles they have released so you can play it on the piano/the instrument that you can play
879. you make up your own band in homage to AQUA
880. you have a shrine for them in your room
881. you make an idol of everything with soren/lene/rene/claus/the logo/AQUA/any of their songs on
882. you have named your pets or children after them or characters in their songs
883. you have started to write your name using their surnames in case you marry one of them
884. everynight you say goodnight to them
885. you practise what you would say to them if you ever met them in person 8
86. you practise singing and dancing to their songs in case they ever need you to back them up at a concert
887. u know your the 100% AQUA fan because whenever someone mentions the word AQUA in like a science lesson u immediately wake up and listen 2 c whether it's about them
888. You listen to the song One Week by Barenaked Ladies because they mention Aquaman. Click http://www.bnl.org/one_week.html to see the reference.
889. You try to do your hairstyle like one of the band members for excample Lene or Soren, and you can't explain how exactly must lie your hair when you are having one's hair done but you want to have hair-do just like Lene [or Rene :-) ] has.
890. Your huge dream is to be a friend (or something else) of AQUA members
891. You collecting all pics with Aqua image you haven't yet. You buy Magazines just for any Aqua posters.
892. You want to know what AQUA members doing EVERY DAY.
893. You celebrate birthdates of AQUA members as your own and want to know how it was celebrated by AQUA themselves.
894. You can relax during listening Aqua songs, watching their videos or you can just feel yourself as some happy boy or girl.
895. Hello,everyone! My name Elyka. I'm nearly 16 years old. I started listening to Aqua about too years ago and I still do! And which is more I can say that I enjoy it's songs more than anything else! This music group is my favourite one! I always try to get new information about it. I know that now they are visiting Japan and Taiwan! It's a pity they can't visit my native country-Russia. But probably they'll be able to do it later. And I'll be waiting for Aqua. I adore all songs by Aqua especially " Heat of the night". As for the group I like Lene most of all though Rene, Soren and Claus are cool as well! I know this music group is one of the most popular nowadays and I'm sure it's going to conquer our love and our hearts!
896. you decided to be a man or Candyman or Dr.Jones or maybe a bumble bee...
897. you drink only water and eat only lollipops
898. for you all flowers are roses and all roses are red...
899. a shop assistant of ur local record store becomes ur pal
900. instead of ur head u have an aquarium 901. you call ur sister Emilie, though her name is...for ex. Kate
902. you turn ur flat into jungle, set up a tent and think that you r Dr.Jones
903. ur favourite holiday is Halloween
904. ur blood is blue
905. you think you r a flower and you r waiting for ur bumble bee...
906. ur house looks like the Barbie's one
907. you like AQUA MINERALE
908. you draw Aqua
909. ur cat looks at Aqua posters very attentively. My cat does it :)
910. you are chating with Aqua fans at www.aqua.fanglobe.com
911. ur dad likes video 'Barbie Girl'(like my dad)
912. you spend nearly all ur money on Aqua-stuff and Inet
913. ur room/flat is fill up Aqua posters, logo, cards, stickers, cds & all that and their music sounds all day long
914. ur friends give u all about u beloved Aqua
915. you dream Aqua (I had a lot of dreams... I was at Aqua concert... Rene & me were chat in my room...That was fun!!!!)
916. ur brother screams 'Leeeeeeeen( put ur name:) !!!!!Aaaquuuuuaaaaaaa!!!!' when he sees them on TV(or ur parents do this or friends phone me)
917. ur dad gives you 200 sheets with Aqua logo
918. you wanna be a Lene's boyfriend or a girlfriend of Rene or Claus or Soren
919. you like the computer game 'Aquarius Fighter'
920. you've got a lot of penpals (not only Aqua fans), and you swap info & all that
921. you favourite drink is water(Aqua)
922. you e-mail to Serena and give different news etc.
923. you take part in all competitions devoted to Aqua
924. to find new cd or magazine you'r ready to run about all over ur town
925. you'r searching for ppl who loves Aqua too
926. you shine with joy when you see new video, interview...
927. you make use a toothpaste Aquafresh
928. you've got a huuuuuuuuuge collection of Aqua pics, posters, articles, photos & all that
929. you like to assemble Aqua-puzzle
930. instead of wallpaper u've got Aqua posters
931. you like aqualungs, aquamarine, aquanauts, aquariums, aquarius, aquarelle, aquatics...
932. you want to know how old is Rene's daughter(when somebody knows it pleeeeeaaaase e-mail to me at elbi@mail.ru)
933. the Aqua members like ur family
934. in the morning you'r waked by Aqua song(may be 'Good morning sunshine'...)
935. you say 'hello' and 'bye' or smth similar to ur posters
936. ur mom said 'You think only about Aqua!!!!'
937. you are screaming at ur cat if she(cat) try to do smth with ur posters
938. you always sing Aqua's songs
939. Your 100% Aqua fan if you name all your kids after the members of the bands and feed them Rene's meatball's until they're old enough to make their own.!
940. You eat some candy when you hear "Lollipop".
941. You feel that you are a prince or princess when you hear "My Oh My".
942. There is a ray of sunshine when you hear "Good Morning Sunshine".
943. You feel that you are in love when you hear "Be a Man" and "Doctor Jones".
944. There is someone on the phone when you hear "Calling You".
945. You feel scared when hear "Halloween".
946. You get the western feeling when you hear "Freaky Friday".
947. You feel that you are very sweet when you hear "Barbie Girl".
948. You feel that you are very brave for everything when you hear "Cartoon Heroes".
949. You feel that you are flying around the globe when you hear "Around the World".
950. You feel that you are in a '60's movie when you hear "Back From Mars".
951. You feel that you are a tiny fairy when you hear "Bumble Bees".
952. If there is a circus going on, be sure to listen to "Goodbye to the Circus".
953. You are in a haunted house when you hear "Roses Are Red".
954. You feel happy and joyful when you hear "Happy Boys and Girls".
955. There is a reflection of yourself when you hear "Turn Back Time".
956. You feel that you are flying like an angel when you hear "Aquarius".
957. You are at a fiesta when hear "Heat of the Night" and "Cuba Libre".
958. You are swimming like a mermaid when you hear "We Belong to the Sea".
959. You are having pleasant dreams when you hear "Good Guys".
960. You are eating apples when you hear "An Apple A Day".
961. You play "Barbie Girl" when you have an all-Barbie-associated disco party.
962. You play "Roses Are Red", "Lollipop", and "Halloween" at a Halloween dance.
963. You play "My Oh My" when you see a prince or princess trying to escape a kingdom.
964. If you see a giant octopus coming your way, be sure to listen to "Cartoon Heroes".
965. You show "The Aqua Diary" home video in front of your friends at an all-Aqua-fan slumber party.
966. When you watch the video for "Barbie Girl", you feel that you are one of Barbie's friends.
967. When you watch the video for "Doctor Jones", you feel that are in romance and adventure movie.
968. When you watch the video for "My Oh My", you feel that you are the beautiful princess of love and adventure. 969. When you watch the video for "Roses Are Red", you feel that you are at a lifetime disco party.
970. If you ever see Aqua live on stage, give each member a bouquet of flowers with a card that has your signature. 971. You invite them to a pool party.
972. You invite Lene to a slumber party with your friends.
973. One of the members calls you on the phone when it is your birthday.
974. When you are invited to a pool party, do many funny things a giant octupus would do.
975. You go to the movies with them.
976. You receive gifts in a package from them on your birthday.
977. When you are a dance with the band, be sure to dance with Rene.
978. You stranded on a desert island with them.
979. You sing their songs at a dance party.
980. If your friends say that they are doing a concert in your town, be sure to run around and scream in one your Aqua T-shirts.
981. You hear someone on a Saturday night variety show sing the song "Barbie Girl".
982. If you ever see someone riding a bike that has the bumper sticker that says "Barbie Girl", give that person a barbie doll (only just for the girls that have that bumper sticker on thier bikes).
983. You try to create an Aqua comic strip.
984. You want to have a disco called "The Aquarium".
985. You want to send a member some flowers when it's their birthday.
986. You start writing Aqua movie scripts.
987. You send those movie scripts to Hollywood asking them to make an Aqua movie.
988. You come up with an idea for an Aqua musical based on their songs.
989. You stage the Aqua musical.
990. You get the Aqua musical running on Broadway.
991. Somehow you got other artistes to record covers of Aqua songs.
992. You create storyboards for Aqua music videos and send them in to Aqua asking them to use it.
993. You record an Aqua music video.
994. Your hair's frizzled from all that dyeing just to keep up with Lene.
995. You try to sing like Pavarotti so you can hold your own "Pavarotti and Friends" with Aqua in it.
996. You create an Aqua video game.
997. Under the "distinguishing features" section in your passport you put "Aqua fan".
998. You decide to go Around The World...
999. ...and on the way you book a flight to Mars.
1000. YOU'VE READ AND FOLLOWED *ALL* 1000 100%-AQUA-FAN IDEAS LISTED HERE, AND YOU STILL WANT MORE!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! YOU'RE A TRUE AQUA FAN!!!
1001. You eat Mars Bars. 1002. Instead of waving, you kiss someone to say 'Hi'. (GTTC - "Kissing you hi")
1003. You bite yourself to taste your blood (GG - "Your blood is red/One bite will taste it")
1004. You analyse every Aqua song for their hidden meaning (I found one in "Aquarius"...kinda spooky...)
1005. You become famous and when someone asks you who your main influences are, you say Aqua.
1006. You try to adopt a Norwegian/Danish accent.
1007. You write to every movie director available telling them to include Aqua in their movie soundtrack.
1008. You write to the movie directors telling them to include Aqua in their movie.
1009. You think Lene should be Queen Amidala.
1010. You think Lene should have been a Bond Girl. 1011. You think Rene/Soren/Claus should have been James Bond.
1012. You think Lene and Rene would do a better job in the movie 'Entrapment' than Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones (watch the ATW video to see what I mean)
1013. You're not afraid of bees.
1014. You read the daily horoscopes for Aquarius, Libra and Gemini...even though they're not your starsign.
1015. The only medicine for your illness is a dose of Aqua songs.
1016. You manage to convert a relative into an Aqua fan. (true!!!)
1017. You spend AGES telling people that Lene is pronounced LI-NA, not LAY-NAY.
1018. The DJs/VJs know you as the "Aqua Requester".
1019. You think Claus should have been Santa. (Santa Claus...)
1020. You tell Mattel that since they lost their case against Aqua, they should make it up to them by making Aqua Barbie dolls.
1021. You add the last name Nystrom, Dif, Rasted or Norreen to your name just to see how it'll sound.
1022. You tell your singing teacher that you want to sound just like Lene/Rene.
1023. You create an Aqua comic strip.
1024. You start your own Aqua fan club.
1025. You translate Aqua songs into other languages and sing them just to see how they sound.
1026. You refer to Fridays as Freaky Fridays. (especially Friday 13th)
1027. You try to live in the sea.
1028. Any story you write has an Aqua character.
1029. You scold Kathy Griffith for calling Soren 'Spiky' at the 1997 Billboards.
1030. You talk about Aqua so much in class, even the teacher's an Aqua fan.
1031. You ask MTV to do FANatic with Aqua.
1032. When MTV does a FANatic episode with Aqua, you immediately enter to be Aqua's #1 fan.
1033. You always quote Aqua songs or whatever Aqua said in interviews.
1034. You bug the Malaysian Censorship Board into unbanning Barbie Girl.
1035. You tell everyone that Barbie Girl isn't about pigs (Malaysians will get this)
1036. You become an Aqua expert on allexperts.com (like me!)
1037. You quit your job so you can be a professional Aqua fan.
1038. Your uni thesis is about Aqua or has something to do with Aqua.
1039. You try to apply for an Aqua course in university.
1040. Seeing that none of the unis have an Aqua course, you start one.
1041. You invite Aqua to your prom.
1042. You hold an Aqua-themed prom.
1043. You invite Aqua to your Aqua-themed prom. :)
1044. You invite Aqua to whatever you do - parties, fairs, etc.
1045. You call up Aqua's record company asking them if you could audition for their next music video.
1046. You start a band and attempt to play from dusk to dawn. (GTTC - "The band played on/from dusk till dawn") 1047. Every single dream has Aqua in it.
1048. You pester the magazines to publish something about Aqua so much that they decide to do an Aqua-only edition just for you.
1049. People don't call you by your name anymore...they call you Lene, Rene, Soren or Claus.
1050. You are in a covers band and you persuade the band to sing only Aqua songs.
1051. You spend AGES telling others that their name is pronounced AQ-UA not ACK-UA.
1052. You have plastic surgery just to look like Aqua.
1053. You think N-Sync stole the idea of the Barbie Girl music video in their vid It's Gonna Be Me. (Look at it and you'll see...)
1054. You've mastered Aqua's autograph.
1055. On the phone, people think you're one of the Aqua members coz you sound so much like them.
1056. You create an Aqua website so good it landed you into the newspaper.
1057. You learn Norwegian or Danish.
1058. Your fave gameshow is Wheel Of Fortune. (Lene was in Casino)
1059. You install sliding doors in your home. (The movie...)
1060. You scold the Backstreet Boys for stealing the title Larger Than Life.
1071. You scold Britney Spears for stealing the outer-space idea for her Oops vid.
1072. You buy Daze's (Aqua copy band) debut album "Superheros" just becoz they added Aqua in their credits. 1073. Your birthday cake has the Aqua logo on top. (true!)
1074. You recite all the cliches in An Apple A Day.
1075. You decide not to use the cliches seeing how Aqua hates them.
1076. You look for them on ICQ.
1077.You sing one of their songs in a karoke lounge.
1078.You try to follow them every day with updates on their websites.
1079. If you got a from one of the members, be sure to sing one of their songs as part of saying "hello".
1080. You send them packages of gifts as a part of admiring them.
1081. If one of your friends tell you that they want you to host a music talk of their own, be sure to faint in excitement.
1082. You ask them to do a comedy-variety show.
1083. You ask them to come to your house for dinner and a sleepover.
1084. You ask Rene to dj at your party.
1085. You ask them to go camping with you in the woods.
1086. You go camping with them in the woods.
1087. They tell you scary stories that will scare you on Halloween night.
1088. You listen to "Aquarius" at a planetarium.
1089. You listen to "Aquarium" at the beach.
1090. You see an octopus in an aquarium.
1091. If you happen to see them at a local dance club, dance with each member.
1092. You draw the Aqua logo on your homework.
1093. You are excited when you hear that they are coming to your country.
1094. You and your friends faint when they are on TV.
1095. You'll scream in excitement when Lene comes over to your house.
1096. You see a bumble bee sit in a flower.
1097. You see a spider in his web.
1098. When you see the band in concert, you'll sing along to their songs.
1099. You'll be interested in flowers and bumble bees.
1100. You change your haircolor every three months.
1101. you cut and dye your regulary to resemble lenes
1102. you follow them around with a video camera hoping to make a video similar to the aqua diary for them
1103. you imagine they're with you wherever you go
1104. You see a bumble bee fly from flower to flower.
1105. You put your pot of flowers for the bumble bees to fly into.
1106. You do a cowboy dance to "Freaky Friday".
1107. You see a ghost when you hear "Halloween".
1108. You do salsa dancing to "Cuba Libre".
1109. You see a bumble caught in a spiderweb.
1110. You see a Mermais play “We Belong to the Sea”
1111. You want to marry the minister of Education for NSW, Australia because his name is Mr. John Aquiline (pronounced aqua-lene) Better yet, you do marry him!
1112. you watch the TV show "Unreal Ads" which features funny ads from all over the world with the remote in your hand and tape the Danish and Norwegian ones thinking "Omigod, aqua has probably seen this!"
1113. When you see the video "Bumble Bees", you feel that you are a tiny person helping the bugs.
1114. You feel that you are heart-broken when summer is over, Doctor Jones has to go back home.
1115. You feel that you are alone in a city when you listen to "Good Guys".
1116. You see a fairy when you listen to "Bumble Bees".
1117. You feel that you are a ringmaster when you listen to "Goodbye To The Circus".
1118. You do a spiritual dance to "We Belong To The Sea".
1119. You are in a horror movie when you listen to "Halloween".
1120. You have an Aqua-themed party.
1121. If you ever see a sixties action movie, be sure to play "Around The World".
1122. You listen to "Back From Mars" when you watch a seventies disco movie.
1123. When you play "Halloween" in your car, you open you window and shout "Hey! There's a ghost coming!" 1124. You sit on the rooftop waiting for the Aquarius spaceship to come.
1125. You ride your bike to an ocean.
1126. If you have a swimming pool, be sure to turn it into a big aquarium.
1127. You dance along to "The Aqua Diary".
1128. You dress up like a thirties actress(just like Lene did. See The Aqua Diary.)
1129. You get a permenant tattoo when you are on vacation.
1130. Aqua stops by your house for your birthday party to chat with fans like you and do a live performance.
1131. your favourite saying is "same DIF" (which means same difference)
1132. When it's your birthday, you want to have a video chat with them on the Internet.
1133. You play "Roses Are Red"(Disco 70's Mix) when you are in a disco-rama themed movie.
1134. When you ask your friends if they like disco, you play "My Oh My"(Disco 70's Mix).
1135. You want Aqua to have their own TV series(like the S Club 7 did).
1136. You do a "Barbie Girl" themed fashion show.
1137. You feel that you are a disco king or queen when you listen to the Bubble Mix CD.
1138. You have an underwater party with all the sea animals in an aquarium.
1139. You make every Friday "Freaky Friday".
1140. If you see any natives in the jungle, run for your life and play "Doctor Jones".
1141. You and your friends go wild when you them in a mall and IN THE FLESH.
1142. You save your money to do shopping for them.
1143. You plan to have Rene as your dj at your school dance.
1144. You petsit Lene's dog Doctor Jones(a beagle).
1145. You ask Rene if he would let his daughter Daniella come over to your house.
1146. You ask a club dj to make every night "Aqua night".
1147. You do a dance extravaganza to all Aqua fans.
1148. You want Aqua to have their own comic book series(like the Backstreet Boys did).
1149. Your pet dog and cat likes to dance to their music.
1150. You'll have a beach party near an ocean and Aqua will appear.